Welcome to GartClub. Read the Rules.
RULES:
Rule One: Go here
Rule Two: Don’t talk about GartClub
Rule Three: Ignore Rule Two unless with someone unaware of GartClub
Rule Four: Force GartClub onto said unaware person without mentioning it
Rule Five: Don’t refer to GartClub as GartClub in the presence of someone unaware of it, instead refer to it as Big Boy
Rule Six: Only submit a splace to GartClub if it’s weird and wacky.